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Knock-Knock Jokes

June 9, 2013

By Dylan P.Knock, knock

Here are some jokes from a book I bought at the Book Fair (Super Incredible Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids by Bob Phillips):

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you.

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows.
Cows who?
No, owls hoo.  Cows moo.

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